Like these slippers, life is a complete shit show so we might as well get comfortable; we're in for a helluva ride. Thankfully we've booked two first class tickets on Vale Verga Airlines; we packed these slippers too because we're going to need them to get to the lavatory after having drank an entire bottle of tequila on our way down here. Thankfully Conchita brought a bolsa full of baby wipes, and garlic in case we get attacked by vampires. Never shoulda had that knockwurst for lunch. At least if the plane catches fire we'll be comfortable.

* Non-slip EVA sole and felt plush fabric
* Comfort closed toe and flat heel style slip-on shoes