Men's Leather (Vegan) Boots

Be you vegan, vegetarian or virgin, or none of the above, let it be said you possess a choice sensibility when it comes to your pies.  And by pies I don't mean apple or cherry, I am speaking forthwith in regard to your feet.  Heretofore, let it be known that your boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.

Someday somebody is going to appreciate that.  Until then you just keep a-walkin', looking fly and brooking no sass.

I still don't know what 'vegan boots' is supposed to mean.