Men's Low Top Canvas Shoes

While the tops of these shoes are lower than some they're actually higher than others.  I don't know if you can believe this, but these shoes will make you taller; and give you the ability to run faster, eat more and still jump higher.  Studies have found (I conducted the studies) that dudes who sport these kicks are bound to make whoopee at a rate seven to ten times that of ordinary men.  Not only that, they look better while doing it.  Touché Lothario, they never even saw you coming.