Men's Classic Foam Clogs

Made with the modern gentleman in mind, these kicks are crafted for the ridiculous raconteur, the maniac at the malecón, the toper on the tee box.  For at any given time, wherever you may be, the rest follow.

They said you was high class... but that was just a lie.  You're higher than that.  These classic foam clogs are as classic as you are, and just as foamy.  Secure a new pair today and get yourself ready to make history.  Rain or shine you're prepared to meet square whatever Fortune has in store.  They wrote heroic poetry about you before you were born and even now they compose sonnets about your sensible footwear.  In many hundreds of years they will look back upon this moment with relish, and tell their own grandchildren of a man who once roamed the earth in search of the truth.  All the time wearing a pair of foam clogs.  God bless you, sir!