Unisex Slippers

They say the nearer your destination the more you're slip sliding away.  Well, somebody said that and that dude would almost certainly probably want you to purchase a pair of these here fine-ass slippers.  We got two kinds!  So with all these choices it's a lock to find something agreeable and to your liking.  You prolly gonna want to pick up two pair by golly.  Imagine how lucky you are, to be shod in frippery whilst there're people who can't even wrangle a pair of automobile tires to strap to their feet.  Heck, you could throw a pair of these on, head out to the old Dodge Plymouth and down to the corner store in a snowstorm.  Just to pick up a pack of Salem Lights and a sixer of Huber Bock and still make it home in time to watch Green Bay lose to the Bears on Monday Night TV.  Couldn't do that in a pair of car tires no how.  Better get you some these unisex slippers.  Probably could let the spouse borrow 'em if need be.  Go Bears.