Once you slip these puppies on you will become, instantly, the eternal stoned pimp of the barrio. ...People will throw flowers at you and demand to give you money. You might have to use your new shoes to run away as fast as you can. The sun may crash and the moon explode but don't worry... when the stars fall from the sky you'll still be looking fly. It has all been foretold. You are about to enter the next dimension. Woo!

* Flexible rubber traction outsoles
* Woven canvas fabric upper and lining
* Cushioned EVA insole provides sustained comfort and support
* Designed with laced front panel and metal eyelets
* Classic slip-on casual scrunch back sneaker design