Nothing says eff ewe faster than an orange pair of skate shoes. These kicks were designed with the man in mind: Strong, resilient, fearsome and drunk most of the time, these shoes represent the great American male. Hell, Murica was built by drunk people, many of whom were shod in orange vestments of one sort or another, completing important works, building the country bit by bit. Today of course we're tearing it all down and we know this is no job for sober people in white patent leather shoes. The Broflovski is a testament to the hardworking man, the guy who used to get up at the crack of dawn to build America but who no longer has the moral rectitude nor the physical stamina to commit to that sort of thing any longer. No sir, we're donning these world-beaters with all the tenacity of a bawdy pimp affixing his platform shoes in anticipation of his win this very night at the Playa Haters' Ball. Feel the style rush over you as you walk into the room. Be adored by women, have all your drinks bought for you. For this is the irresponsible promise of The Broflovski. Now get to crackin'!
* Flexible rubber traction outsoles * Woven canvas fabric upper and lining * Cushioned EVA insole provides sustained comfort and support * Designed with laced front panel and metal eyelets * Classic slip-on casual scrunch back sneaker design
