Introducing the Nobody Loves Me/Rocket Surgeon can cooler: the perfect way to keep your favorite beverage cold! This two-sided coozie features a speshal message on each side: "Nobody Loves Me" and "Rocket Surgeon," meaning that no one loves you because you're so damn smart and beautiful, and also that you really don't have any F's to give anyway.

Nobody loves me because I'm just an ol' rocket surgeon, a cooz that is made to keep your drinks crispy-fresh and cool-looking; can insulators that are the best companion for nature trips and parties. They're super lightweight and will fit in any backpack. You're way cooler than they are.

.: White polyester exterior and black soft foam liner interior