If you love eggplants, these boots may appeal to you. No one is quite sure why but you really have a thing for nightshades. Maybe, just maybe, that's why you smoke so much, hang out with weirdos and have a copy of Das Kapital under your bed. These boots might just be the encouragement you need to get up, get out and burn someone's private property to the ground. Not that we condone such things, but let us help you. The money we earn from your purchase of these chunky (vegan) boots will be put to good use. We have been planning to buy a penthouse in the ritzy part of town and this transaction might just get us there, so thanks. You can write us from prison in a couple months from your cell and we'll send you pics of our new digs, us sitting by the fire nibbling on caviar and drinking champagne. Don't drop the soap!

* Custom all over printed shoes with lace-up closure and chunky style construction for a snug fit.

* Made of high quality eco-friendly PU upper to keep your boots clean, waterproof and soft.

* Rubber outsole and removable EVA insole for exceptional slip-resistance, better grip and sustained support.

* Fully lined mesh fabric and Cork-Bed Midsoles form to your feet over time for all-day comfort.

* Custom developed reinforced eyelets and polyester laces add to the rugged look.

* Suitable for men and women, perfect for every season.

* Care Instructions: Hand wash in cold water recommended. It should not be exposed to the sun for a long time... or else!